I sit upon my porcelain
Throne and ponder, think
I know what you are thinking
What rhymes with think, yep, sink
I think I must change washer
In leaking tap in sink
That’s next to me (it’s dripping)
Plink, plink, plink
You think I’m on my toilet
Sitting, waiting, think
It’s really all just make believe
Wink, wink, wink
Don is an Australian writer who focuses on humour. He runs the ‘Flippant, Comic, and Serious’ website.
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