Brains to Practice On by Don Matthews

surgeons practicing brain surgery on a dummy

Adelaide has made a world breakthrough

In printing the first 3D brain

Before surgeons do operations

On patients, their replicas can train

Scans they are taken of real brains

Ones that have tumours within

Computer then 3D’s a model

For surgeons to scalpel within

If something goes wrong in the process

The surgeon, a tumour can’t find

No harm is then done to the patient

Cos 3D brains really don’t mind

Surgical tourism’s being launched here

With 40 invited surgeons round globe

Each with a head to operate on

Frontal, occipital back lobe

-DON MATTHEWS

Don is an Australian writer who focuses on humour.  He runs the ‘Flippant, Comic, and Serious’ website.

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11 Comments Add yours

    1. So if you gotta problem up top Shobana come down here and get 3D-brained. Won’t feel a thing when they dig around inside. May be nothing……

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  1. Terveen Gill says:

    Don takes us to a point and place in time where science and technology have partnered for the good of humankind. Being able to practice surgery on an exact replica before the actual operation is a boon that will save many in delicate and dangerous situations. Let’s hope that this becomes a medical trend that spreads around the world.
    Congratulations Don!

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    1. Yep, come on over for your 3D brain Cassa…..

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      1. Cassa Bassa says:

        Hahahaha I wonder how will that turn out

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        1. Quite cardboardy……..

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  2. jonicaggiano says:

    This is pretty funny and entertaining. Not our generation but the next one may be eating 3D printed food. If I need any help on my brain do you have a number handy. haha I needed this laugh this morning, nice writing.

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    1. parikhit says:

      I was wondering that! People may create 3D human beings for boredom!

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