First Feet by Don Matthews

The bottoms of a pair of feet against a pastel purple floral background
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If you like my humour
And think I’m worth a read
Hop in with your feet first
You are a dying breed

If you’re into doom and gloom
Don’t think I’m worth a read
Go ahead I don’t care
Procreate your breed

OK my humour can be
Strange, sometimes offbeat
But if you think I’m worth a read
Then jump in with first feet


Don is an Australian writer who focuses on humour.  He runs the ‘Flippant, Comic, and Serious’ website.

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5 Comments Add yours

  1. Terveen Gill says:

    Don doesn’t need to say this twice. I’m in, first feet. Different, quirky, inspiring one to think without limits or boundaries. That’s the heart and soul of creativity. Let it loose, it will thrive and never disappoint.
    Congratulations Don!


  2. jonicaggiano says:

    Don this made me smile. My husband says I have scheming feet because they are always moving. Perhaps your do too when you are writing. You almost always make me laugh or smile and that is a blessing in the chaos of today, so thank you Don. Have a great weekend. Big hugs, Joni

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    1. We’re all too sane and serious. I’m into frivolity. Others are welcome to the S & S

      Thanks Joni

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      1. jonicaggiano says:

        My pleasure. I love to laugh it is good for the soul. Have an awesome weekend Don. Big hugs 🤗

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  3. Humor is contagious! Your humor makes me laugh, Don, so I guess my feet are in:)

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