Onion Tears by Britta Benson

I love onion tears, their source always clear, undisputed, undiluted, matter of fact, self explanatory. Not like sadness tears, silly sausage tears, confused confession tears, overwhelmed panic tears, angry frustration tears, worst of all, simple teary tears, attacking at will, never mine, out of the blue, the turquoise and even the yellow. I love onion…

Bali Wobblies by Don Matthews

(my experience on return from a Bali holiday) I went to see my doctor My doctor said to me What can I do for you good sir You look so terribly I then said to my doctor He listened patiently I’ve just come back from Bali I’m suffering you see I seem to be unable…